I’m so tired of everyone needing things to be ‘equal’ all the time. Life’s not equal. Get used to it.
That means women shouldn’t be barbers, and men shouldn’t be gynecologists. Some things are gender-specific. Deal with it!
Look, contrary to what some people believe, I’m not a total douche. I give skanks the respect they deserve and I don’t play favorites with anyone. But things are never gonna be equal. No, never. So suck on that for a while.
Men are never gonna get pregnant. Women are never gonna know what it’s like to pee standing up, at least not without getting pee all over the place. That’s the way it is.
So all these teen hookers need to stay the hell away from boys’ football, and all these got-dang hipster jerk-offs need to stay the hell out of the women’s restroom. It’s not funny, and it’s not ‘cool.’ It’s wrong. You are being wrong. And you should be ashamed.
If one more person (either men or women!) starts talking about how things need to so ‘equal’ all the time, they’re gonna get an equal share of my fist to their fat head! I’m done with this horseshit! Done!
by Jon Novin | Residential Life Magazine