This is an office. It’s not a restaurant, not your house, not some picnic by the lake. Stop microwaving fish and eggs and acting like it’s not a big deal. It stinks up the whole building. That’s why there’s a sign that says “Be respectful of others.” Didn’t your parents teach you manners?!
Advice for a Germophobe
Maybe the reason you get sick all the time is because you don’t give your body a chance to fight germs. Maybe you shouldn’t constantly be using Purell and never going outside of your office unless you absolutely have to, then beetling right back.
Parents who let babies crawl around on the floor get sick, sure, but that’s how they build up their immune systems. You’re gonna keep getting sick and have to take weeks off work. It’s not about being “clean,” it’s about being realistic.
To the lady who cut me off today, then gave me the finger, even though I was going five miles an hour OVER the speed limit: I hope you get into a single-car crash. I hope you break your arm. I don’t want you to die, but I want it to be bad enough to shake you up and learn a lesson.
Smaller airline seats are here. Deal with it. Just like any other business, airlines have to think about their bottom lines. The hand wipes I like also got smaller, so now I buy different hand wipes. If smaller seats are such a big deal to you, there’s a few options: lose some weight, or maybe try taking two weeks to drive someplace and see how you like it.
This blog is a such a rag. Lick my ass, you fug’n losers.