Feedback Friday

Feedback Friday

…and Eat it, Too

Running unsuccessfully for President and then trying to go back to your old gig is like giving notice to your employer, and then when that doesn’t work out, going back and begging them to keep you on. You wanted to leave. See ya!

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Explaining Crime

Everybody gets ice cream except this one kid ’cause of something he did last year. Everybody gets to go to the park except this one kid ’cause of something he did last year. Eventually he’s going to realize he has nothing to lose and act out again.

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Stranger Danger

Never get close to people. They can drop an old phone and say you broke it. They’ll have witnesses to “back it up.”
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Upset with Road Crew

Instead of patching the road all the time, just fix the road! It costs more to constantly patch up than to just fix it! What the hell are we paying taxes for?!

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