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There’s not much that Duane Barry Smith loves more than a nice bowl of Cap’n Crunch cereal.

So, when the 52-year-old’s roommate failed to properly close the box lid (thereby allowing the sweet nuggets inside to go stale), Smith promptly hit the roof.

Police in Moundsville, Alabama say Smith was especially miffed due to the fact that his missing teeth make eating stale cereal a near impossibility.

For whipping the roommate with an electrical cord, Smith was booked into jail on a misdemeanor charge.


News Offbeat
Real Stories from Around the World
by Danny Inc  
News Editor
Residential Life Magazine


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