A Florida man is in hot water, after he complained about the portions at a local seafood restaurant. Police in Stuart say 51-year-old Nelson Agosto was unimpressed with the “extremely” small size of the clams at Crabby’s Seafood Shack. How unimpressed was he? Enough so to call 911 to complain… twice. Cops arrested the seafood… Read More Customer is Always Right?
When you need chicken wings, you need ’em now. At least that was the case for one Florida man who police say called 911 for a ride to Hooters. Hankerin’ for a Snack Merritt Island police say 28-year-old Jonathan Hinkle told a dispatcher that his grandmother was having a stroke in the parking lot of… Read More Hot for Hooters
Affectionately known as ‘Poke Chop’ – this (not so) friendly fellow bonded out of jail mere hours after (somehow) burying his construction site supervisor with dirt, and then assaulting him with a level. In fact, Mr. Chop seems to have a bit of an obsession with levels — this being the third time he’s attacked… Read More Anger Management Candidate
I’m so tired of people bitching about the cold weather and snow. It’s winter! Unless you’re only 10 months old, you’ve experienced at least one in your life! Look, having to deal with the cold and ice, poor driving conditions and all that winter brings is no picnic. I get it. I grew up in… Read More It’s Getting Hot in Here